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JC JC
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An unusual kind of congestion.
不常見的壅塞情況。
Giggly.
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Let the games begin.
Fuck this guy. No really. Fuck him and his fucking hair and his fucking cell phone and his fucking face and his shitty fucking band. His name has two periods in it and is in lower-case. What a fucking asshole. Just for that alone.
If you had a friend who wanted to go by “stev.e.steve” or some shit you’d slap the stupid off of him but with William over here we have to spell his name different every fucking time we type it out. I haven’t even started talking about his music. Technically its music in that it is for ears, but it is not music. Why is this even a thing. We went through two wars, people. Can’t we get rid of William?
And get the fuck off of your phone, dude.
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[video]
http://www.thewritedeal.org/bookstore/165/
It’s not available yet, but there’s a blurb and a cover photo and I wanted to show the tumblr world because it’s pretty legit and whatever and I’m shy about these things so if you ask me if it’s any good I’m gonna be like, “I don’t know,” or “No,…
#myfriendmelissaispublished
I said “You should think about £4.50 double Bombay Sapphire and tonics.”
I am who gives a fuck about an Oxford Comma.
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Ashton Kutcher as my friend Louis.Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs.
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You said, “breasts” and I knew it could never be.
This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg. LMAOOOO
PERFECT SENSE O_o
I can’t stop staring at this omfg.
The camera mans legs.
christ
bahahahahahahhaahahahahahahahaha
no wonder they were laughing so hard in the movie
Bahahahahahahahaha
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“Be excellent to each other. And party on, dudes.”
- Abraham Lincoln
