January 2011
63 posts
Jan 31st
Jan 31st
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NHS
Nurse: Now I take brood pleashur.
Patient: Okay, sure.
Nurse: You have boyflend?
Patient: Ahh, no...
Nurse: Why you no have boyflend?
Patient: O_o Uhhm--
Nurse: When you have boyflend, you use cahn-dom, or you come beck and see me, okie?
Patient: Sure.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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I just spilled tea up my nose.
brits brits lulz lulz.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment: when you realize Natalie Portman’s hooked up with both Jackie and Kelso.
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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“And I would never try to make you be, anything you didn’t really want to...”
– Gracie Ben Folds
Jan 31st
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Can you actually do this as a career? 
Jan 31st
Jan 29th
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Do I really have to graduate?
Or, can I just stay here for the rest of my life.
Jan 29th
If I get deathly sick and die,
Morgan, from Ireland, who’s a chef… fack yoo.
Jan 29th
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SexMusic
Jan 24th
Robot Seth and Human Graham
Robot Seth: Bleep bloop, I'm hungry.
Human Graham: Shut the fuck up.
Jan 24th
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C'mon pretty baby, suck my balls all night
Jan 23rd
wait for illegal streaming to load
go on tumblr aksdhausygdougwyeruyewflneslifawygrewsdkjnhfsl
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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finnish chocolate E4 o D Dr. Peppah no i’m not going to a rave, why do you not ask? mini SDs bloop
Jan 23rd
Jan 23rd
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ah wanted luuv ah needed luvv most of all,  babychild
Jan 23rd
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You can only have so many fisheye pictures.
Jan 23rd
Jan 22nd
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On day 2,
I fucked her. It was wild. She’s such a sllut.
Jan 22nd
Jan 22nd
44 notes
perpetual hate
for people who never had an ugly phase lulz jk nvm :)
Jan 22nd
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
Jan 19th
38 notes
maybe it's cause you look a little like DiCaprio
maybe not
Jan 19th
hey
hey, you asshole with the dreamy blue eyes.
Jan 18th
shit.
fuck. fuck. motherfucker. shit, shit. fuck.  shit.
Jan 18th
ra ra ra my life i did this before it was cool i’m a hipster
Jan 18th
Jan 17th
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Jan 15th
Stress Hives.
lulzzzzzzzz….
Jan 15th
Honors Bachelor Degree: Mom?
Mother: (waking up) hauurrmmm...yes?
Honors Bachelor Degree: I finished a third of my essay!
Mother: (falling asleep) oh, yeah! that, great.
Honors Bachelor Degree: I'll let you know when I finish.
Jan 15th
tHERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO LEFT HER CAPS LOCK ON. sHE DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL SHE saw the light in the corner of her eye.
Jan 15th
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There once was a pocket in the back of my moleskine, which I filled with bits of pictures and gum that was chewed, and I filled it with all my fun thoughts, and then it became a wonderful pocket, and then I forgot to write in the notebook.
Jan 15th
why, what a broincidence.
Jan 15th
you're brogiven.
Jan 15th
m00dyvirgin asked: from england :p
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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watching Deathly Hallows for the first time
brb.
Jan 13th
Jan 13th
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Jan 13th
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Jan 12th
“Dubstep. The dirtiest shit to come out of England since America.”
– Anonymous  (via shelleyftw)
Jan 11th
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