January 2011
63 posts
NHS
Nurse: Now I take brood pleashur.
Patient: Okay, sure.
Nurse: You have boyflend?
Patient: Ahh, no...
Nurse: Why you no have boyflend?
Patient: O_o Uhhm--
Nurse: When you have boyflend, you use cahn-dom, or you come beck and see me, okie?
Patient: Sure.
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I just spilled tea up my nose.
brits brits lulz lulz.
That awkward moment
thatawkwardmoment:
when you realize Natalie Portman’s hooked up with both Jackie and Kelso.
And I would never try to make you be, anything you didn’t really want to...
– Gracie Ben Folds
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Can you actually do this as a career?
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Do I really have to graduate?
Or, can I just stay here for the rest of my life.
If I get deathly sick and die,
Morgan, from Ireland, who’s a chef…
fack yoo.
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SexMusic
Robot Seth and Human Graham
Robot Seth: Bleep bloop, I'm hungry.
Human Graham: Shut the fuck up.
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C'mon pretty baby, suck my balls all night
wait for illegal streaming to load
go on tumblr
aksdhausygdougwyeruyewflneslifawygrewsdkjnhfsl
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finnish chocolate
E4 o D
Dr. Peppah
no i’m not going to a rave, why do you not ask?
mini SDs
bloop
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ah wanted luuv
ah needed luvv
most of all,
babychild
You can only have so many fisheye pictures.
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On day 2,
I fucked her. It was wild. She’s such a sllut.
perpetual hate
for people who never had an ugly phase
lulz jk nvm :)
maybe it's cause you look a little like DiCaprio
maybe not
hey
hey, you asshole with the dreamy blue eyes.
shit.
fuck.
fuck.
motherfucker.
shit, shit.
fuck.
shit.
ra ra ra my life
i did this before it was cool
i’m a hipster
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Stress Hives.
lulzzzzzzzz….
Honors Bachelor Degree: Mom?
Mother: (waking up) hauurrmmm...yes?
Honors Bachelor Degree: I finished a third of my essay!
Mother: (falling asleep) oh, yeah! that, great.
Honors Bachelor Degree: I'll let you know when I finish.
tHERE ONCE WAS A GIRL WHO LEFT HER CAPS LOCK ON. sHE DIDN’T EVEN REALIZE IT UNTIL SHE saw the light in the corner of her eye.
There once was a pocket in the back of my moleskine, which I filled with bits of pictures and gum that was chewed, and I filled it with all my fun thoughts, and then it became a wonderful pocket, and then I forgot to write in the notebook.
why, what a broincidence.
you're brogiven.
m00dyvirgin asked: from england :p
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watching Deathly Hallows for the first time
brb.
Dubstep. The dirtiest shit to come out of England since America.
– Anonymous (via shelleyftw)