December 2010
22 posts
NEW SHIT
NEW SHIT
NEW SHIT
rough rough rough
Tea & Apples & Popcorn
For every kiss you give me, I'll give you three.
Who got a big ass forehead?
I got a big ass forehead.
Switch between Firefox, Internet Explorer, and...
hnnnnngggg snowdaaay.
My mom talks to the TV.
She just thinks its terrible how the rotten little brother breaks the nutcracker.
I wish I was a baller
I wish I was a little bit taller…
Who's in London and wants to play?
Flights delayed. All I want for Christmas is a nice Jewish boy, chinese food, and a movie.
We're all going to do pretty cool shit in our...
That awkward moment when you realized you spent 12 hours watching series 1 and 2 of misfits.
NO NO NO
I didn’t want that to happen like that. I don’t know how I wanted it to happen, but not like that. When I feel like I’m going to faint, vomit, and scream at the same time, I know something’s going to happen. The key is not to tell anyone. The element of surprise.
No one meets their life partner in the student bar on the last day of term after both of you have had a...
Everything is only temporary.
visions of pills that put you in a loving trance
that make it possible for all...
– ben folds
Break the vicious cycle.
Break it. BREAK IT!
Remember NeoPets?
The Pokemon for poor kids with horrible problem-solving skills.
vomit.
I’ve always had a fear of vomitting. I think I hate the feeling of something that’s not very natural, and very uncomfortable. I don’t like hearing vomit. I don’t like to see it.
Roommate and I just discovered the mood lighting.
If we just turn on the warm florescent over the sink, our room turns to sexytown.
Elephant juice